Farmer Michael and Kathleen's Glorious Guide to Evernton

This book is aimed at people who have money to buy it and anyone caught downloading it on the Internet will be severely beaten by mesell and Kathleen.

From the Great Pat O Sullivan to the wonderful Willy Rooney let us regale you with legendary games, the history, the glory years and the Irish connections which made the club what it is today. We delve into the constant feuding with a relatively unknown club called Livernpool who are just big, jealous pups.

We will discuss how Evernton basically created the modern day football match through sheer genius and their constant struggle for independence from the evil Koppite Empire.